How Long has NiggurNet Been Around?NiggurNet Inc was first started in March of 2008, since then we have expanded to all 50 states, and offer our select service to anyone willing to hire our niggas.
What We Offer:
We offer select NiggurNet DSL internet, with speeds topping out at 1.5MB/s and upload speeds of .30MB/s FOR ONLY 59.99/MONTH!
How it works:Our niggas carry your data, along with your other belongings (Jewelry, TVs, Stereos, the usual good shit they can resell) to it's destination, say you'd like to send someone a message on facebook, once you send it, we dispatch one of our niggas to come pick it up when you aren't home and delivery to it's destination. We have a 35% success rate, and about 60% of the time, our nigga gets picked up by the POlice, so we have to go and bail him out, leaving your message undelivered, the other 5% is due to our niggas smoking an L and forgetting about delivering your package. How to Tip:
We pay our niggas very lowly, offering them less than 25 hours/week with pay of just $2.11, this is standard tip wage. We ask for you to tip our niggas with: food, and drinks(DO NOT LACE THESE ITEMS WITH NARCOTICS!), so they can not use the cash that is usually giving to tipped employees, to buy ILLEGAL narcotics. The food and drink we ask for you to tip our niggas, is very cheap and delcious to our niggas. These items include: Fried Chicken, WaterMelon (Seedless or Seeded), Grape juice, sugga cookies. DO NOT GIVE OUR NIGGAS ALCOHOL, as they will errupt in a frantic rage, and begin to feel the certainty of what they were put onto this earth to do.